1. Paterson. Text me back you crazy Scot.

    Yes.

    3 months ago  /  0 notes

  2. (via morbidlust, lumos-maxima)

    (via morbidlust, lumos-maxima)

    5 months ago  /  7,286 notes  /  Source: lumos-maxima

  3. Relationships.

    Since I split with my last girlfriend, I’ve failed to even remotely desire getting attached to anyone properly.

    So, people in ‘happy’ relationships….
    What is the point?

    Just gauging opinion. 

    5 months ago  /  1 note

  4. 



I chuckled.

    I chuckled.

    (via fuckyeahkeithdraws)

    6 months ago  /  17,608 notes  /  Source: quentinandthetarantinos

  5. 6 months ago  /  4,617 notes  /  Source: yoo-ri

  6. Pollyanna Woodward off the Gadget Show.. WOW

    suck-it-reindeer-games:

    6 months ago  /  4 notes  /  Source: whatswrongwithyourtrousers

  7. Gaming

    Skyrim and Skyward sword…. Both sound like some sort of airborne homosexual acts. Talk about gayming.

    6 months ago  /  0 notes

  8. Of course, what you mean, is ‘I can talk about you without you knowing what I’ve said’

    Not a fan.

    6 months ago  /  0 notes

  9. heavymetalharlot:

corinthiansjottr:

timeless

Anyone who knows me knows my taste in women - I like extremes - skinny, fake boobs, fake hair colour (hell, fake hair’s good too), tattoos, piercings. Natural beauty is all well and good but not really my thing. This one is an exception. Holy fuck she’s gorgeous.

    heavymetalharlot:

    corinthiansjottr:

    timeless

    Anyone who knows me knows my taste in women - I like extremes - skinny, fake boobs, fake hair colour (hell, fake hair’s good too), tattoos, piercings. Natural beauty is all well and good but not really my thing.

    This one is an exception. Holy fuck she’s gorgeous.

    6 months ago  /  18 notes  /  Source: 7fetishes

  10. Oh pingu,  you cheeky Cunt.

    Oh pingu, you cheeky Cunt.

    (via priest-of-sodom)

    6 months ago  /  2,836 notes  /  Source: supercoolman