1. Paterson. Text me back you crazy Scot.

    Yes.

    1 year ago  /  1 note

  2. (via morbidlust, lumos-maxima)

    (via morbidlust, lumos-maxima)

    1 year ago  /  7,270 notes  /  Source: aryastarks

  3. Relationships.

    Since I split with my last girlfriend, I’ve failed to even remotely desire getting attached to anyone properly.

    So, people in ‘happy’ relationships….
    What is the point?

    Just gauging opinion. 

    1 year ago  /  1 note

  4. 



I chuckled.

    I chuckled.

    (via fuckyeahkeithdraws)

    1 year ago  /  17,591 notes  /  Source: quentinandthetarantinos

  5. 1 year ago  /  4,654 notes  /  Source: yoo-ri

  6. Pollyanna Woodward off the Gadget Show.. WOW

    suck-it-reindeer-games:

    1 year ago  /  6 notes  /  Source: turntherightcornerinsincity

  7. Gaming

    Skyrim and Skyward sword…. Both sound like some sort of airborne homosexual acts. Talk about gayming.

    1 year ago  /  0 notes

  8. Of course, what you mean, is ‘I can talk about you without you knowing what I’ve said’

    Not a fan.

    1 year ago  /  0 notes

  9. heavymetalharlot:

corinthiansjottr:

timeless

Anyone who knows me knows my taste in women - I like extremes - skinny, fake boobs, fake hair colour (hell, fake hair’s good too), tattoos, piercings. Natural beauty is all well and good but not really my thing. This one is an exception. Holy fuck she’s gorgeous.

    heavymetalharlot:

    corinthiansjottr:

    timeless

    Anyone who knows me knows my taste in women - I like extremes - skinny, fake boobs, fake hair colour (hell, fake hair’s good too), tattoos, piercings. Natural beauty is all well and good but not really my thing.

    This one is an exception. Holy fuck she’s gorgeous.

    (via plasticmonkeylegs)

    1 year ago  /  19 notes  /  Source: 7fetishes

  10. Oh pingu,  you cheeky Cunt.

    Oh pingu, you cheeky Cunt.

    (via priest-of-sodom)

    1 year ago  /  2,861 notes  /  Source: sprclmn