1. Paterson. Text me back you crazy Scot.

    Yes.

    2 years ago  /  1 note

  2. (via morbidlust, lumos-maxima)

    (via morbidlust, lumos-maxima)

    2 years ago  /  7,261 notes  /  Source: aryastarks

  3. Relationships.

    Since I split with my last girlfriend, I’ve failed to even remotely desire getting attached to anyone properly.

    So, people in ‘happy’ relationships….
    What is the point?

    Just gauging opinion. 

    2 years ago  /  1 note

  4. 



I chuckled.

    I chuckled.

    (via younosonofmine)

    2 years ago  /  17,561 notes

  5. 2 years ago  /  4,640 notes  /  Source: akosigina

  6. Pollyanna Woodward off the Gadget Show.. WOW

    suck-it-reindeer-games:

    2 years ago  /  8 notes  /  Source: turntherightcornerinsincity

  7. Gaming

    Skyrim and Skyward sword…. Both sound like some sort of airborne homosexual acts. Talk about gayming.

    2 years ago  /  0 notes

  8. Of course, what you mean, is ‘I can talk about you without you knowing what I’ve said’

    Not a fan.

    2 years ago  /  0 notes

  9. heavymetalharlot:

corinthiansjottr:

timeless

Anyone who knows me knows my taste in women - I like extremes - skinny, fake boobs, fake hair colour (hell, fake hair’s good too), tattoos, piercings. Natural beauty is all well and good but not really my thing. This one is an exception. Holy fuck she’s gorgeous.

    heavymetalharlot:

    corinthiansjottr:

    timeless

    Anyone who knows me knows my taste in women - I like extremes - skinny, fake boobs, fake hair colour (hell, fake hair’s good too), tattoos, piercings. Natural beauty is all well and good but not really my thing.

    This one is an exception. Holy fuck she’s gorgeous.

    (via like-a-pig-in-a-war)

    2 years ago  /  19 notes  /  Source: 7fetishes

  10. Oh pingu,  you cheeky Cunt.

    Oh pingu, you cheeky Cunt.

    (via rose-cuntface-west)

    2 years ago  /  3,210 notes